DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM


PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER


DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE


GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE


THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS


SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S


A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

darrenw = redrawn

not quite the calibre of the above ones though

A JoelP= Jalope

Confused but excited = i boned tux feces duct

quote:

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Originally posted by Confused but excited.
A JoelP= Jalope

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After a particularly frustrating journey on my commuter train, a friend looked at the name of the train maker and said:

'Had you noticed that "Seimens" is an anagram of "nemesis"?'

How apt!

Presbyterians = Britney Spears.

Not particularly appropriate perhaps.

quote:

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Originally posted by iank
Confused but excited = i boned tux feces duct

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Ian, I meant a translation into English not hieroglyphics.

Yourself.

I go boboes now.

[Edited on 1/11/07 by Confused but excited.]

Oh, I think you did pretty well, though Tux could be the Linux penguin...

Amazing what computer anagram generators come up with sometimes.