The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the arse and says: "You're next,fatty."
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Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"
