A women was very distraught that she had not had a date or sex for over five years. She was afraid that there might be something wrong with her, so she decided to seek medical expertise with the well, known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said "OK, take of all your crose." The women did as she was told. "Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again the women did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously "Oh my God, Dr. Chang what is Ed Zachery disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied "Ed Zachery disease is when your face look Ed Zachery like your arse"

brill

I think she was in my local pub last night with all her sisters

excellent