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Your age by sex
TGR-ECOSSE - 3/10/07 at 02:50 PM

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.

Work this out as you read ..

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!









1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would
like to have sex - (more than once but Less than 10)!









2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)









3. Add 5













4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator










5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 .If you
haven't, add 1756.














6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.











You should have a three digit number










The first digit of this was your original number (I.e., how many times you
want to do it each week.)







The next two numbers are














YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)






THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK!


donut - 3/10/07 at 03:00 PM

how weird is that! I expect there's a good mathamatical reason but i'm to thick to work it out


Confused but excited. - 3/10/07 at 03:17 PM

Quote: "THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK!"

Marge, does that mean I won't get any sex next year?

[Edited on 3/10/07 by Confused but excited.]


iank - 3/10/07 at 04:22 PM

quote:
Originally posted by donut
how weird is that! I expect there's a good mathamatical reason but i'm to thick to work it out


It's not hard.

Assuming you are born in 19xx and n is the number of times you want to get lucky.

Going through the steps (for the case where you haven't had your birthday yet you get
(n*2 + 5) * 50 + 1756 -19xx

That simplifies to:
(n*100) + (106 - xx)

106 - xx is your age for 2007
n *100 puts it as the 3rd digit.


Macbeast - 3/10/07 at 05:05 PM

Whaddya mean less than 10 times a week ? Get real !



iank - 3/10/07 at 05:33 PM

Get married and you'll find out all about that


Macbeast - 3/10/07 at 08:02 PM

It said "would like to have "


iank - 3/10/07 at 09:50 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Macbeast
It said "would like to have "


A good point well made


t.j. - 5/10/07 at 09:31 PM

quote:
Originally posted by iank
quote:
Originally posted by Macbeast
It said "would like to have "


A good point well made


Yeah right; get to work, if there is so much energy left

BTW: dream on