I rear ended a car this morning...
I knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!
He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT happy".
I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
That's when the fight started!!!

Now, that appeals to my silly sense of humour!

It always surprised me that none of them were called Shorty.

Oh shit! Nearly choked PMSL!

I literally laughed out loud Thanks

Oh dear, I cried with laughter at that!

My kids came running to see what was so funny, but needed it explaining to them when I had calmed down.