friday was my first day back at the salt mine after 2 weeks off,we set sail to do a job,the van was already loaded with the required equipment.
get to the site,blokey says"you were sposed to be here in feburary?"......"er yeah,sorry been busy like"....today is friday,you said you would be here monday the 13th"..."oh ok then"
set to work only to find a vital piece of equipment didnt work,the various stickers saying "broken" and "do not use" should have been a clue but hey ho!
did some other bits without said vital bit,went home.
arrives monday at 0730,my oppo says"just going to make a phone call",i make some tea,feed the goats,have a wander round,feed some more goats,make some more tea,at 11-45 he has finnished phone call and off we go.
unload van and start work,i ask "where are the 4" plugs?"....."erm i used the van for a private job at the weekend and used said plugs,must have left them somewhere"
load up van and home in time for tea

I reckon i could do that,got any jobs going? I spent all day pulling wallpaper off