Appologies if its alrady been posted
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The Chinese....
> > >
> > > Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and
> > >drinking a beer
> > > when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he
> > >is
> > > confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a
> > >clipboard and yelling,
> > >
> > > 'You Sign! You sign!'
> > >
> > >
> > > Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
> > >Nelson is
> > > standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese
> > >man starts to yell
> > > louder,
> > > 'You Sign! You sign!'
> > >
> > >
> > > Nelson says to him,
> > > 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and shuts
> > >the door in
> > > his face.
> > >
> > > The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he
> > >opens it,
> > > the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of
> > >brake pads. He
> > > thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
> > >
> > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > >
> > > Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he
> > >pushes the
> > > little Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away!
> > >You've got the
> > > wrong man, I don't want them!' Then he slams the door in
> > >his face again
> > >
> > > The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the
> > >afternoon, he
> > > hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door,
> > >there is the
> > > same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his
> > >nose, shouting,
> > > 'You sign! You sign!'
> > >
> > >
> > > Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> > >This time
> > > Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the
> > >little man by his
> > > shirt front and yells at him:
> > >
> > > 'Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must
> > >have the
> > > wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?' The
> > >little Chinese man
> > > looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
> > >
> > >
> > > (It's a beauty)
> > > *
> > >
> > > *
> > >
> > > (Get your best Chinese accent ready)
> > >
> > > *
> > >
> > >
> > > *
> > >
> > > *
> > >
> > > *
> > >
> > > *
> > >
> > >
> > > 'You not....... Nissan Main Deala?'

**groan**

great

hmmmmmmmmmm

class