Man wakes up and goes downstairs his wife says "I've done your
breakfast, here it is".
The man looks down at plate, 3 rashers of bacon, 2 eggs perfectly cooked. 2
sausages and fried bread, and his sock.
he says "what's this?"
she says "what you asked for last night when you
came home drunk"
"you were so drunk, you asked me to cook your sock."

Blow me, too much beer really does mess your life up!

[Edited on 6/7/07 by Confused but excited.]