A penguin is driving along the road in his car when all of a sudden it develops a fault. He calls into the local garage. The mechanic has just finished a job, and seeing that the Penguin is a likeable sort tells him to give him half an hour and he'll suss out what it needs.
The sun is shining and the Penguin is red hot, so takes the opportunity to go across the road for an icecream. Unfortunately he only has short arms and spills some icecream on his feet. After half an hour he waddles back over to the garage to see what the damage is going to be.
"It looks like youve blew a seal" says the mechanic,
Looking down the Penguin replies "Oh no i havent, its just icecream"

Classic

Ya got to love that Discovery Channel!