Q: Why do chavs drive such crap cars?


A: To give the goths a sporting chance



Q: How did the chav win a good citizen award?


A: He had a vasectomy



Q: What do you get when you cross genius with a chav?

A: An idea that hits you for no reason


My gf got given a book of chav jokes for her birthday by my sister, oh dear!

[Edited on 6/6/07 by flak monkey]

thought i recognised them, i confiscated that book for a lesson from a very nice girl who was Sooooo embaressed that it had rude jokes in ;-)

my fave was:
q: how do you kill a chav?
A: pull his hoody over his face until he drowns in his own spit.

chas

[Edited on 6/6/07 by Chazzy]

[Edited on 6/6/07 by Chazzy]

What do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house?
The burglar.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!

Q. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
A. Paint three stripes on it.

Q. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
A. The police

Sorry, not got into th nun thing yet..................

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Originally posted by iank

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

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