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U know you are a true Scot if...........
TGR-ECOSSE - 31/5/07 at 01:05 AM

1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie ;-), Ecclefechan Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.

4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

6. Ye see people wear shell suits with Burberry accessories – pure class!

7. Ye measure distance in minutes.

8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.

9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.

11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.

12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.

13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.

14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.

17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.

18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.

20. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words...

how's it hingin
clatty
boggin
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
wee beasties
@rse bandit
amurny
awa an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Ba'-heid
baw bag
dubble nuggit

mistergrumpy - 31/5/07 at 09:09 AM

I'm Scottish still! Lived there for 7 years or so up till last year. My favourite is probably baw bag. Bring back Still Game on telly!D'ye ken?

Peteff - 31/5/07 at 09:34 AM

I watch this occasionally when I need a fix. Jack and Victor are great.

mistergrumpy - 31/5/07 at 06:26 PM

Cool. I've got the majority on DVD. If anyone hasn't watched these you MUST! They're fantastic

Simon - 31/5/07 at 10:30 PM

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie

Apparently a Scottish Butcher has come up with Irn Bru flavoured sausages

ATB

Simon

TGR-ECOSSE - 31/5/07 at 10:54 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Simon
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie

Apparently a Scottish Butcher has come up with Irn Bru flavoured sausages

ATB

Simon


I saw that will need to try them. I know someone who has Irn Bru on cornflakes.
Irn Bru is the worlds best hangover cure
I even drink it in my whisky to minimise the hangover.

Confused but excited. - 2/6/07 at 05:06 PM

As someone who's family originated north of the wall. I take extreme exception to No.6.