ATTENTION
ALIENS ARE COMING
TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOODLOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE FROM THE EARTH.



YOU'LL BE SAFE ;
I'M JUST POSTING TO SAY GOODBYE.

Excellent news, I may stand a chance now

Shame I'm married as my chances would probably double!

Awwww they buggered off without me after all

Ah well, I'm off to Stoneleigh

Shame they left me....

maybe they don't like thr beered up type...lol