Class full of kids. Teacher says "Can anyone give me a sentence with the word "charming" in it?" They all think long and hard. Johnny says "Yes miss. We went to the seaside and it was charming". Teacher says "not quite what I had in mind, but not bad."
Mary jumps up "Miss- miss, daddy brought some flowers home and Mummy said it was charming". Teacher says "OK, that was easy. Now can anyone give me a sentence with the word charming in it twice?"
Straight away little Tommy says "Yes miss" Teacher says "OK, what is your sentence?" Tommy says "My sister came home from school yesterday and said she was pregnant and Dad said 'charming, ****ing charming.....'

Pete