I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"



"NO!" the children answered.



"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"



Again, the answer was, "NO!"



By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to

animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would

that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.



Again, they all answered, "NO!"



I was just bursting with pride for them. Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"



A six-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE F*CKIN' DEAD!

LMFAO Brilliant.

kids you gotta love em
i told mine i was going to buy a petrol skateboard for £200 and i told him to tell mom it cost £100 he said he would tell unless i give him £3 for the shop little ****