A man walks down the street pushing a wheel barrow full of fannies.

He aproaches a woman coming the other way and says

'want your hole doll?'

She says ' indeed I do not!'

The bloke says

'put it in the barrow then'

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Originally posted by Hellfire
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Might have to be more local I guess.

i said it in a scotch accent and it still didnt make sense!

maybe something to do with a holdall?!

herm i dont get it, maybe i'm just slow

I , it's scottish slang for do you want a sexual encounter.

Yae didnae ken then

[Edited on 20/4/07 by mistergrumpy]

thats a dreadful joke

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Originally posted by omega 24 v6
I , it's scottish slang for do you want a sexual encounter.

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Well done that 12 year old now you've got it.

Some only work if you have the same accent.

A woman bent down in the butchers to tend to her child as the butcher was serving. He said, " A pound o' fillet" and the bloke he was serving replied " A pound tha doesn't".

It probably doesn't work anywhere but round here.

if you want to read a seriously mental joke, search google for 'pianist tourettes' and dig it up, truely a blinder. Ive had people crying at the punch line and i never say it as well as its written

Also epilepsy and bath but you really would have to know someone to tell them that one.