A man killed a deer and took it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decided that they wouldn’t tell the kids what kind of meat it was, but would give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so begged their dad for the clue.

"Well" the father said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes"










The little girl screamed; "Don't eat it.... it's a f*cking arsehole!!!!!!!!”

it's an old one but still makes me laugh

nice one!