A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's
license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed
him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

I've known a polish lad 25 years, I don't know anybody that actually knows his name we just call him CZ.

I went to school with a Polish lad - 10 letters in his surname, none of them vowels! (not English ones, anyway). Pronounced "Coot-Zig", but don't ask me to spell it!