A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran
into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out.

Get your coat I'm going out.....
Ooh where are you taking me?
Nowhere.
Why do I need my coat then?
I'm switching the heating off.