Driving from croydon to Dover on Xmas morning. 2 miles form my house - a car on its roof. Dam, thats ruined their xmas but it looked like they probably got out ok. Thats nothing for what i saw next!!!!
On the M20 a guy cam down a slip road onto the motorway in his dark blue mk1 ford escort. All fine there. Then!! He did a complete u-turn and went back up the slip way the wrong way!!! Nutter!!! It was only 10am! Bit too much wine and beer methinks.

Probably thinks the police are all eating turkey sandwiches in a quiet lay-by somewhere!!