I, the Penis,
hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
In fact holidays and weekends is when I toil the most.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in extremely high temperatures.

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Dear Penis

After assessing your request, and considering
the arguments you have raised, the administration
rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the
management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often
seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before
you have completed the assigned task.

As if that were not all, you have been
seen constantly entering and exiting the work place
carrying two suspicious-looking bags!

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You sometimes leave your designated work area before

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