A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos. He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.


The children began to say:

"Red............cherry,"

"Green..........lime,"

"Yellow........Lemon"

"Orange........orange."

Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."


One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes!!"