Some children writing about the sea:-

1, This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles (Kelly age 6)

2, Oyster's balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3, If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)

4, Sharks are ugly and mean and have big teath, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5, A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)

6, my uncle goes out in his boat with pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)

7, When ships had sails they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. ometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come, my brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

8, I like mermaids they are beautiful and i like their shiney tails, how do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9, i'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my dad keeps shouting at my mom and my big sister has just got pregnant so i can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

10, some fish are dangerous, jellyfish can sting, electris eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where i think they have to plug themselves into a charger, (Chris age 7)

11, When you go swimming in the sea it is very cold and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12, Divers have to be safe when they go underwater, two divers can't go down alone so they have to go down on eachother. (Becky age8)

13, On holiday my mom went skiing, she fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)

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