Young lad goes up to his Dad and says "Dad, whats a Transexual?" His Dad says, "Ask your Mother, he'll know"

Dad I've just had my first shag, sit down and tell me about it son. I can't my @rse is still sore

An 84 year old guy goes into a bar and says "can i have a rum and coke please, its a bit of a celebration"
"Really", says the barman, "whats the occasion?"
"Well i'm 84 years old and i just got to experience my first blow job!"
Barman says, "thats great, here let me get you a double on the house"
Old man says "thats ok, this one should take the taste away!!!!!!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could suck Jill's f****,
He got such a shock, and a mouthful of cock,
When he found Jill was a 'kin tranny!

ATB

Simon