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Picture taken in Gulval?

assuming that the freak is doing that for some kind of sexual kick, how do you get yer tackle out without springing a leak?

I heard they aint that big in gulvalese types anyway

so is the gimp you or a friend you keep under the stairs

That's what they're all wearing in Cornwall this year isn't it? Have you ordered one yet Mark? it's a wetsuit with integrated air supply so you don't need tanks.

Bring out the gimp.

I think the pickie was take just west of Truro, still getting all the details though

How far west

Approx 4.8 kilometres.

English please