http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02/14/woman_gets_mobile_phone_stuck/





[Edited on 17-1-05 by mangogrooveworkshop]

It's clearly a fake.

You can see the Nokia startup "hands shaking" image on the screen.

Says its a fake on the website, doesnt mean that the storys wrong though...there was a feature in a mens mag a while back about strange things people have got stuck in rather embarrassing places...

David

Not as bad as this real one...

nail

...and we worry about our workshop accidents!

David

Seen a girl stuck on a gearstick before honest

bet she had phone set to vibrate!

I once knew a nudist that sat down rather heavily (I'm told) on a mound of sand only to have a hidden lump of drift wood insert where the sun does not shine!

oh and I have to ask...what the hell was he doing with the nail gun to shoot himself in the face with it anyway? Was he trying for a darwin award?

During a period of my life when I successively went out with a string of nurses, a few of them told me stories of embarrased patients and what they had embedded in their nether regions.
A popular choice for women was a sugestively shaped deodorant bottle which was common at that time.

my mum was an A&E nurse a few years ago and had us in stiches about the lady who came in with a fish inserted into here privates apparently it went in but when she went to pull it out the barbs on the fins opened like an umbrella
delivered by doctor with a set of forceps.

and for the men to cringe at
the gent who inserted a geranium flower in his jap eye unfortunately they have litte hairs on the stem which have the same effect as the fish fins.
It had to be pulled out and the person was last heard screaming when he passed water for about a week after

think i read it here or elsewhere that the typical hospital keeps a selection of bottles and stuff to screw into whatever is stuck to use as a removal tool!

atb

steve

Got this one off the internet, and it certainly looks genuine to me



The interesting bit for me is that she has had, at some time a hip replaced! Just shows it don't matter how old they are eh?!

how old is the person in that pic because one hip is a replacment

something that big would be 'retrievable' by fingers - the bottle is so long that its not gonna be that far inside at the lowest point.

atb

steve

And I recognise the man from somewhere. I'm sure I've seen him on TV or somewhere.
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how old is the person in that pic because one hip is a replacment

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I was told once that allegedly if you insert a bottle or similar without the lid on it creates vacuum that prevents removal.



i can honestly say i dont have direct experience of this!

There probably a reasonable explanation for the bottle getting stuck. Maybe the old dear in the picture had a problem with her collostomy (spelling?) bag.

I too, used to out with a nurse, she told me about a guy who stuck a Gerbil up his @rse and ended up in A+E, but by the time they had removed it, the Gerbil was dead

I supose if the guy had been drinking he could have said "Well I was Rat @rsed last night!" but a Gerbil..... well there's no excuse is there?

My wife used to work in A+E, some of her stories still make me squirm.

1, 2 lesbian dykes - one with a shattered light bulb up her arse!

2, Th man who arrived with a vibe still buzzing inside - he had ridden to A+E on his motorbike!

3, (my personal favourite) intrigued nurses looking at notes of recently deceased man in A+E discover he has inflatable penis implant, so they pump it up just for a laugh, problem is they don't know how to let it down again and try sticking pins in it. they gave up after a while and just strapped it down!

So they really did end up burying a stiff

When i was at college there was a lad that was somewhat accident prone. He broke a vase or something after returning home from a night on the piss. He tried fixing it with superglue which as we all know is quite a thin liquid and got it all over his hands (the super glue not the vase).

It was at this point that the pints started kicking in and he had to pee. yup he got his fingers glued to his cock. but wait it gets soooo much better.

Unable to remove his hand he walked to the local A&E. the draft on the way caused an erection so by the time he got there his whole hand was superglued..... Unfortuately his girlfriends mum was a doctor and guess who ended up treating him?

We took the wee out of him for about 5 years after that

[Edited on 19/1/05 by DorsetStrider]