SAFE IN MY HOME AT LAST!

I have torn out my alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I have now got two Pakistani flags raised in my front garden, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

The local police, Special Branch and other intelligence services are all watching my house 24/7.

Sorted !

Regards
Jon

Haha "...."........... I phoned the police anonymously the other day saying there were drugs hidden in a back garden, giving my address, they came round early one morning and cut all the trees and shrubs back then turned the soil over ...... Top lads