This morning an 85 year old British Gentleman arrived in Paris, by plane.

As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked, "Has Monsiuer ever been to Paris before?"

He admitted , "Yes", he had indeed been previously.

The lady sarcastically said, "Then you should know to have your passport out and waiting, sir!"

The gentleman said "I didn't have to show it last time!"

"Impossible!!" the women said, " You British have always had to show your passports to get through here!"

The man responded by whispering; " Well, when I came ashore on the beach on D day in 1944, I couldn't find any fecking French men to give it too!!"

Wear your poppy with pride this week !