My wife was in the kitchen the other night, making out her shopping list for the next day. After a while she was aware of a slight scratchy noise from somewhere around the back door... then we saw this chap.

No idea what it was trying to do, but he kept trying, falling back, trying again... kept on for 10 minutes or so!

Told my wife it was probably her handsome prince...

Catching flies on the glass if the light was on inside I would imagine

Ribbett

should have toad him he was kermitting an offence of trespass and to hop it!

^ LMAO

Isn't this what everyone feared when the Chunnel went in?

if that was Mr Toad then was he not looking to steel your car and go for a blast poop poop