The fork truck drive came to put his acciedent in the book when he twisted his arm, how did the accident happen. I was sitting on the fork truck with my hand on the knob and felt a twinge
Or when i worked in a factory with a good number of people over 50 and one guy was always off sick a lot for any thing he could, he was off before the christmas shuit down 1999, when he came back while doing his return to work interview and asked him why he was off sick he replied the mellnnium bug.
When i asked him was he sure it was the mellnnium bug and that did he know what it was, he replied yes i he knew what it was as he could not get off the toilet or keep any food down. I think he looked more off colour when i told him what it realy was.
You must have come accross a lot of these little gems that make you laugh.