Woman says, Are you sure? Yes, says Vet. How can you be sure you've done no tests.
Vet brings in a labrador retriever which sniffs the duck and shakes his head.
Next, a cat which sniffs the bird and shakes its head. Vet says, Sorry, but as I said your duck is dead.
Vet hands woman a bill.
She cries,820 pound to tell me my duck is dead!
Vet says, If you had taken my word for it the bill would be 20 but Lab Reports and Cat Scans cost extra
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