Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?" asked his wife.
"I had a terrible day." replied Roy . "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man
who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get
him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I went up and
sure enough there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge
erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."
"I see" said his wife, "But how did you get the black eye?"
Roy replied, "Wrong room."

PML

Roy should consider himself lucky that I only left him with the one black-eye!

haaaaaa nice 1 scott

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Originally posted by scootz
Roy should consider himself lucky that I only left him with the one black-eye!

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