Insurance and sex....



Sex with your wife - Legal and General

Sex with your future wife - Mutual Trust

Sex with a long-term partner - Standard Life

Sex with your secretary - Employer's Liability

Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line

Casual sex with different partners - Go Compare

Sex with a lady boy - Confused.com

Sex on a mountain top – Pinnacle Insurance

Sex after VD – All Clear Insurance

Last chance sex for about a week - Trustpms.com

Sex in the Dark – Knight Insurance.

Sex with medieval battle-hewn corpses? – Hastingsdirect.com

Sex resulting in unwanted pregnancy – General Accident

Sex with yourself? – Beatthatquote.com

Sex with a hospital manager – Clerical Medical

Sex with the terminally ill? - www.criticalillnessandlifeinsurance.com

Sex with a dog – Churchill “Oh Yes”

With an disabled Australian woman – Sheila’s wheels

Casual sex with meerkats? – You guessed it!

With the over 50’s – SAGA

On a boat – Admiral

With the queen – Royal London!

Sex in Jamaica - Sun Life

Sex on the tube – London Life!

Sex in the back of an old Vauxhall – Aviva

Sex with multiple people – The Co-operative

Solo sex – its4me.co.uk

Sex with a scouser – Liverpool Victoria

Sex with the Vicar – Abbey Life

What about sex with extremely fat folk – Elephant.co.uk

Getting caught having sex in a public place - Swiftcover

What about sex with woman with a dead husband north of the border – Scottish Widows

with a male butler: footman james

sex with animals - compare the meerecat!