I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

yep, a few beers too was it?

You been on the merry juice sir?

Na just printed up a page of one liners for my wifes karate class and that one sprung out at me

Seriously that's my dads favourite joke...

Along with:
"Im the boss in this household and I've got my wifes permission to say so."

..... you been busy?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/10147930.stm

I don't think it would be wise to use that one at a women's karate class. Women are absurdly sensitive about kids