http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/a-child's-guide-to-modern-britain-201003172568/

As some chap from the Spectator said of the the governments "act of co2" scaremongering ads:

Rub a dub dub three men in a tub (because of flooding), and

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water but couldn't because of the drought

A flood or a drought, which is it?

ATB

Simon