We were dressed and ready to go out to an evening party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back into the front door. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab.

'Sorry I took so long,'I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!

The cab driver hit a parked car!!

Damn you - that needed a warning.

I just lost my sandwich as i read that. Thank you, having an awful morning and that cheered me up a little.

girlfriend and I just laughed out loud....

Didn't think of shutting the door to the room with the budgie in then Budgie = parakeet in Merkin speak.

Thing is mate, I've met you and I wouldn't be surprised if you treated the cat OR the M-I-L that way!!!!!!!!

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