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Shortest Fairy Tale
graememk - 20/10/09 at 10:49 AM

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

Mr Whippy - 20/10/09 at 11:13 AM

sounds like a lucky escape from the evil witch

clairetoo - 20/10/09 at 07:23 PM

Works the other way around ya know (apart from the fishing , hunting , golf and leaving the toilet seat up..........)

Edit - and the tons of money in the bank

[Edited on 20/10/09 by clairetoo]

scootz - 21/10/09 at 08:32 AM

Ninehigh - 21/10/09 at 07:22 PM

quote:
Originally posted by clairetoo
Works the other way around ya know (apart from the fishing , hunting , golf and leaving the toilet seat up..........)

Edit - and the tons of money in the bank

[Edited on 20/10/09 by clairetoo]


So she rides motorbikes, drinks beer and farts whenever she wants?

David Jenkins - 21/10/09 at 07:31 PM

I can't comment on the rest, but she has ridden some fearsome bikes, IIRC!