Apologies if my german is poor. My 21st birthday today and I feel good. Going out for a meal with the rents later and out in the brizzle on friday with mates. Soon to do my DAS which will be nice. Feels good to be me!

Happy birthday! But what do you mean by a meal with rents? and going to the brizzle? Oh and DAS?

Pa - rents ? at a guess

DAS - direct access thingy for bikes?

brizzle ???? not a clue!!!!

happy birthday!

meal with parents, going to bristol and direct access scheme for motorbiking. Nice one

Ah! Goddamn you young people with your fancy abbreviations. Brizzle has the same number of letters as Bristol!

You used to be able to get phrasebooks on talking Brizzle!

Gems like asking for "a cheese and tomatle sandwich"

Sandwich? Is that a butty?