the annual eat as much as you can buffet starts at the cannibal convention in delhi
And next in the vertigo sufferers diving competition is..........
Boil in the bag indian take away goes horribly wrong.
Or
Ryan air announce plans to go into the cruise ship industry 
I wish the last guy hadn't pissed in here...
The Hotel Brochure said each room had it's own private swimming pool
Crab erradication programme begins
dunno about caption, but this tune is appropriate
Wheres the soap.....it does doesn't it 
Please god make me twelve inches taller.
"Water boarding is such horrible torture, we just fill this and then bolt the lid on"
Industry critics have stated that Indian cryogenics technology is suffering from a lack of investment.
[Edited on 29/8/09 by MikeRJ]
You could at least make the water a bit warmer.
"Mine's yellow!"
anyone fancy an indian?
Just float that past me again would you !
Wait till the curry kicks in then I'll show you a jacuzzi.
[Edited on 11/9/09 by Peteff]
