Paddy and his missus hadn't slept in weeks .
Their next door neighbours had got new dog which they kept in the garden and it barked all night long.

One night paddy and his missus were lying awake listening to the dog barking and Paddy suddenly jumped out of bed and said 'right I'm going to settle this once and for all'.

A few minutes later Paddy jumped back into bed and his missus said 'well Paddy what did you do?'

Paddy said ' I put the bluddy dog in our garden , see how they like it !

oh dear

Groan