Went for a second job at a local blacksmiths, he said "have you ever shoed a horse", no but i have told a donkey to p*^$$ off.

LOL nice one.

I particularly liked the one that was told on "live at the appollo" last night by frankie Boyle.
He was debating the fact that maggie thatch should have a state funeral and the cost would be 3.5 million quid.

He said for that sort of money you could buy a shovel for every person in Scotland and we'd dig a hole wide enough and deep enough for us to personally hand her over to satan.

Coffee spray everywhere time. PMSL