not a funny subject, but if you really wanted to end it all, get your good lady one of these

I can nearly guarantee success

I think you posted this in the wrong section, it needs to be in the 'Group Buys'

EDIT, damn just realised we don't have a group buys section. Well looks like we can't organise a discount now.

[Edited on 4/8/09 by balidey]