To start off by lowering the tone...

"Now guess where the other finger is"

Marks out of ten ........

He says i might have a squeaky voice but he'd still give me one.

'which one of you has a penis?'



(according to internet rumours, one or more of the PCD's is a tranny )

" Is he responding ? Yes "

"Which one of you is the real girl"

After a disappointing performance this season, Lewis has been told to pull his finger out.


Lewis receives stop go penalty after girlfiend Nicole flicks bogies at Mosley.


Nicole quashes rumours that Lewis is hung like a donkey.

Thats 1 to me, i told you Schummy was coming back!

"So Nicole how many races do you think Lewis will win this year?"