I read this the other day - and thought that women won't be too happy hearing that from a man:

BBC

Then I read this!

TheDailyMash

in the morning i read the daily mash before i read the bbc news. That way Ill have a smile on face rather than a look of despair!

That'll sting

reminds me of the whole...

'What hurts more, giving birth or getting kicked in the nuts?' debate.

Obviously its getting kicked in the nuts. And there's proof. My wife told me it hurt giving birth. I told her it hurt more getting kicked in the nuts.
A couple of years after giving birth to our first child she suggested that we might try for another.

But NOT ONCE have I ever suggested that I might like to get kicked in the nuts again.

Proof that it hurts more than giving birth.