I just thought I'd let you have a look at my new product which I'm going to sell on ebay, in the same section as the catalysts and the exhausts that increase your power.

Power bulge pro ultra gold premium II

PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL!!!

Power bulge pro ultra gold premium II is the dynamic new automotive speed enhancement device!

This easily installed device increases the travel of your throttle pedal by a FULL 4 INCHES!! Giving up to 25% more power plus vastly increased fuel consumption.

Simply cut a hole under the loud pedal and fix the Power bulge pro ultra gold premium II with the performance self tapping helix thread fastener system.

Instantly you will be able to push the pedal further than ever before, boosting your attractiveness to the opposite sex by 200% and protecting you and your family from swine flu*

At the one in a lifetime bargain price of £199 (plus £30 P+P) this item won’t be around for long so buy NOW!!!!!!!









*because you can drive away from anyone with swine flu, or rickets.

How do I select the colour, I want a green one so it's better for the environment?

You don't like the chequred flag design?

It's well known that painting black and white squares on anything is worth 5 -8 bhp....

I might make a wooden version (from a sustainable source) for the sandle wearers.

Cheers

Chris

Not sure I like the helix threads!

You should sell it, see how many orders you get!

Judging by some of the "snake oil" products on there I think I'm in with a chance!

Cheers

Chris

Do you do one to suit the brake pedal , as some times I have trouble slowing down ?

Yup, I can make it twice as wide, or three times for those sticky clutch problems....

Cheers

Chris