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"how many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb"

"none - midgets dont use lightbulbs as they have night vision"

lol

which is better, CEC or BEC?

"If you mean the City of Edinburgh & Bristol Exploration Club, we think that they are both good. thx!"

Why is poo brown?

Brown discoloration of human faecal matter comes from a combination of bile and bilirubin, which comes from dead red blood cells

Asked Jeeves about this one and all he came up with was an old escort with a vinyl roof!

well they refused to answer my question due to its naughty nature

Yeah that's why I said poo...

i asked:

"What should i do today"

reply:

"You may try to go out with your friends or family. Tey to do some outdoor activities that everyone will enjoy."


i would.... but its pissing it down outside

soooo tempted to put one of my mates numbers in and ask the question "why is my penis so small".

Martin

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Originally posted by cd.thomson
http://www.text118118.com/try.aspx

"how many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb"

"none - midgets dont use lightbulbs as they have night vision"

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