A man wakes up with a headache and vomiting. He then realises that he has a sore throat and that he falls over every time he stands. he goes to the doctor who checks him over and finds that there's nothing wrong.

"Have you been drinking lately?" he askes the patient.
"Well," came the reply, "I did have a bottle of Pinot Griggio followed by a bottle of Chardonay last night."
"Well I know what's wrong with you," said the quack.............................

















"it's Wine Flu!"

groan groan groan, rumble around the pub