Man from BT rings up

BT: Good afternoon Mr D. you have your calls and internet via BT.

Me : Yes

BT: Do you know that you can get TV programmes as well, for only £1.97 extra a week ?

Me: But I don’t watch TV

BT: we give you a set-top box absolutely free and you can record and replay your favourite programmes

Me: But I don’t have any favourite programmes

BT: You could get films, sport, drama, documentaries comedies all for £1.97 a week

Me: But I don’t like TV

BT: Why don’t you try our service ? Once you’ve tried it you’d probably find you liked it.

Me: Do you have any heroin?

BT: Sorry, what ?

Me, If you have any heroin available, I could try that and see if I liked it.

BT : Click

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