Realized me and the missus got separated when out shopping today so I approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping center.
'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a
couple of minutes?'
The woman, obviously feeling a bit of compassion towards me, said, 'Of
course, love. Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like
yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.'



Rich