"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
Shame they didn't quote the whole line, which was:
"Do not iron clothes on body. Don't laugh, we've seen it done!"
(we had a Rowenta iron, and there are several deliberately funny bits like that in the instruction leaflet.)
[Edited on 11/3/09 by David Jenkins]
The Superman costume for children beats them all.
ohhhh who does that remind me off???
quote:
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
I don't read the instructions. 
SWMBO laughs at me for reading the instructions when I'm putting something together. She never reads instructions....
Just read the one about Nytol causing drowsiness... The jar I had said that taking too many may cause "over-sedatedness"
How do you get over sedated?
[Edited on 14/3/09 by Ninehigh]