Dear Deirdre.
I have never written to you before but I really need your advice. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating. The usual signs; phone rings and if I answer the caller hangs up. Going out with the girls a lot and when I ask the names its"you dont know them", I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight I hid in the garage behind my motorbike so as to get a good view of the whole street when she came home from her night with the girls. When she got out of the car she was buttoning her blouse which was open and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind my motorbike that I noticed it, a hairline crack on the fairing just where it joins the tank. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

It might be an old one, but it always brings a smile to my face